J is for JOKE!

Well, I had my Garage Sale this morning, but it was a JOKE! Now all I want to do is pout (and take a nap)! After researching the most effective ways to have a garage sale, I followed all of the rules... I held the garage sale on the first Saturday of the month; I advertised in a local newspaper; I put out cute, readable signs 24 hours in advance; and I organized and cleaned for two days straight!!! I even took off a half day from work to make sure it was perfect! Well, I had SEVEN people show up and sold $44 worth of crap! UGH! We do live kinda far out, but seven people is pitful! I had tons of furniture, home decor, and unused plates/pots/pans that no one even looked at! Needless to say, I will NEVER have another Garage Sale again!