The Ranger Did What?

You may know that Wayne is very proud of his Polaris Ranger. In fact, the Ranger is so important to him that he leaves it in our garage instead of parking his truck there. And he is always comparing what his Ranger can do to what his friends ATVs can do - it's very similar to the my dad is better than your dad scenario from elementary school. Well, the Ranger finally had a true test. When I tried to start my car this morning there was no sign of life. Of course, Wayne was last to drive it! But I really blamed myself bc I thought the loss of life was the result of my procrastination to get the battery in my key changed - I have a push start button so there is no real key! After mass confusion about the key issue, Wayne decided that my battery was dead and the Ranger could save the day. Well, I was not a fan of the idea at first, but I warmed up to the idea when I realized there was not another option. So, Wayne fixed up the cords and I turned on the Ranger. And in mintues my car was running! GO Ranger, you had the power to jump off my Infiniti! I knew we had that thing for some reason!